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Face it...being a Werewolf can be a very stressful thing! About every 27 days you find yourself with these uncontrollable urges, you suddenly sprout fur out of every nook & cranny of your body, you always ruin a perfectly good set of clothes, there is almost certainly some sort of carnage involved, and you ultimately wake up the next morning outdoors, naked, cold, covered in blood, and suffering from a killer migraine! And as if that wasn't bad enough, what’s a Werewolf to do to satisfy those primal cravings when it isn’t that “special time of the Lunar cycle?” Well, have no worries!!! Wolfman Snax is here and was especially created to bring you a ridiculously delicious, high protein, and satisfying Beef Jerky that is specially handcrafted to appease any lycanthropic hunger!
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Sir William Welles (founder of the premiere Goth & Alternative lifestyle travel guide website, NewGothCity.com, and co-owner of Chez Napoléon Restaurant, one of the oldest running French restaurants in America) has personally created Wolfman Snax brand Beef Jerky by perfecting an artisanal technique of hand-cutting select beef rounds into his signature “against the grain” & “with the grain,” individual 4 lb. batches. Next, he marinates the beef strips for a full 24 hours in his secret flavor recipe marinades before carefully laying out the beef for the 4 hour dehydrating process, and then finally storing away the finished Jerky for a one week resting period before finally packaging it in their individual packs. The result of this long and meticulous process is a Jerky that is nothing short of extraordinary! But, be warned that Wolfman Snax Beef Jerky is highly addictive to all Lycans and non-Lycans alike!!!
Wolfman Snax brand Beef Jerky is also proud to be an "All Natural," "Gluten Free" product in addition to being devoid of any Nitrites and/or other artificial preservatives. This is Jerky the way it was meant to be enjoyed...not like like the “meat chewing gum” type that is mass produced by the more popular brands these days! We pride ourselves on providing a true artisinal and personalized product to our very distinctive and discerning customers.
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Whether you are a Werewolf or not, here at Wolfman Snax we hope that you try and truly enjoy our unique take on traditional Beef Jerky and, most importantly...to FEED THE BEAST WITHIN!!!
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